Attention, Kitchenology proprietors (4230 Vets Blvd, Metairie, LA): you’ve earned a D in brand management. According to your website, “Kitchenology is an immersive appliance and cooking store designed around your passion for the kitchen.” So why in the hell do you have a single recipe posted on your website–and it calls for Campbell’s fat-free cream of mushroom soup? Anyway, this relatively new store sponsors a show Tuesdays at 7:30 pm on Cox Cable channel 10. I have DirecTV, so I haven’t seen it. Based on their recipe selection for the web, I’m not missing much!